#8: Illuminazi: The Islamicist Disclosure

The recent revealing or "opening" of Luke's middle or "inner" name Anwar or in Arabic "أنور", meaning glow-in-the-dark or "illuminati" has come about due to his realization that the - in inverted commas - suppression of the Islamicistic element of his heritage might be misinterpreted as a weakness for Gin.

Obviously interpretations are subjective, but never-the-less, it's certainly safe to say:

"From the land beyond beyond,
From the world past hope and fear,
I bid you, Genie, now appear!"

Other vital updates worth mentioning:

Luke & Daniel's invasion of Athens might be relocated to Stoke Newington. Partly due to issues with the Gigi, Goddess of Bios and partly owing to financial reasons. The latter, however, may soon cease to be such a problem, however, now that Luke has changed his name to Anwar or "أنور" or however you "wish" to say it.

#7: "NATURE FINDS A WAY" Claims Goldberg Re: AuntyNazi Vlog!

Following the sad delay of the past few hundred weeks, obviously experienced by many of us, indeed it has been difficult in public, private and other sectors as we are all aware. I do appreciate that some were forced to bare witness to countless performance-based unfortunates. AuntyNazi basically ran into certain problems cutting things together as all my parts were completely shot on Hi.V-2 and Adobe just refused to capture-stroke-upload it (ERROR: I/o error (bummers) (System Error Code -36), Luke had gotten his mask on backwards and Daniel was in a hypnotic session. As Jeff Goldberg said to David Attenborough, however, "NATURE FINDS A WAY" and I am hereby proud to introduce the AuntyNazi Vlog.