Luke & Daniel have a plan, you’ll
Wonder if they read the manual
But their methods are sound and tested
(as in they’ve yet to both be arrested)
Females shall be free to pass
Note: men must bring along a lass
Or possibly face polite refusal
You know the crack, it’s not unusual
Drip’n’touch techniques afoot
In your costumes come’n’strut
Show disdress just where to go
With hydra-therapeutic blow.
Delirious juice’n’jaunts in flow
Form relaxation radicals so
Never mind the [revolution]
It’s AuntyNazi Therapeution
So come and joy
In the splendour of spa
It’s who you could be
Not who you are
AuntyNazi reach out to you
With two begloved right hands, a length
Of rubber hose and shout to you:
“Come one, come all, it’s Phase 4teen!
It’s fairly legal and it gets you clean!”
AuntyNazi Phase XIV: Oozing the Spill, Chick
The Chameleon
